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**** JOKES ****
Do you wanna laugh but you don't have the way just read those jokes and you will cry from laughing .I wish you like those jokes.(each week thier are new jokes)
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short jokes and riddles
In Ikea they have a Shelf storage system called 'Nob'. - So that's the only shop you can go into and ask the assistant to wheel your Nob to the car because it's too heavy I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
(Q) :What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
(A) : They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
Q): Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
(A): So they have a place to hang a air freshener!
Q):What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
Q:What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?
A:About 45 minutes !!
How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil
I wish Martians would conquer the earth and make us their pets, I could really use a new flea leash.
The one my wife uses is getting pretty darn short.
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